The Mall
If you're a proper, hardcore shopper who has no objection to being shut away from all natural light while completing your quest to find 'The Outfit' then Cribbs is almost certainly the place for you. If you're a lover of open spaces and shudder involuntarily at blatant capitalism then it's probably not. There are 135 leading stores, 17 eateries and approximately 4,000 bored looking husbands/boyfriends waiting outside shops, making this either your personal shopping heaven, or the ninth circle of hell (that's the one with traitors being chewed on by the devil).


