Shaken Stephen's
We're torn on whether the best way to exterminate a gremlin is by microwaving it or whazzing it up in a blender, but we want Stephen on our cretin-crunching tag team for his skills in the latter. He blitzes pretty much anything with his superspeed glory blades, from healthy fruit to every sugar-based treat in Christendom, to make hot shakes, chilled smoothies, or thickies with 97% fat free ice cream. Choose delivery if you just can't prize your arse from the swivel chair, or release your inner rage by wreaking mass jelly baby blended carnage.



