Maze

Oh dear Christ, now we're in trouble. Maze is a thoroughly crucifying experience on so many tear–inducing levels. The staff are so jaw–droppingly gorgeous you could hang them on the wall and just look at them all day – they'd let you too, they're so bloody nice. Then there are the clothes; Farhi to Great Plains and absolutely bang up to the minute; so much so that even the coat hangers look cool. There's the price too – despite the fact that Maze is always having a sale of some sort, you're still looking at the better part of sixteen squillion pounds just for one sock. The other one is extra, but oh, that sock...

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