Lizard Lounge, The

If we were being nice about this place then we'd start by saying how popular it was with the students, and we'd follow it up with a glowing report of how there were some great drink promos, making for a very cheap night out. And if only we were deaf, we could have ignored the terrible music – 'Ice Ice Baby' followed by 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' – and if only we had an IQ of less than 12, we could have managed to enjoy ourselves. This club should not be allowed to exist unless it starts offering free drugs on entry.

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