Steamrock

NUS only I'm afraid. If you're not pleading poverty then you're not coming in. The only thing any self respecting student allows to slip due to poverty is an education. Ask any bar or club owner and they'll tell you that they only have to drop the price of drinks by a few pence and the stude' will start magicing money out of thin air and spending twice as much as they would if drinks were normal price... and by god do they drink here. So go get drunk and hopefully you'll spend tomorrow morning making awkward small talk with some stranger whilst trying to pluck up the courage to ask 'did we have sex last night... or did I just stagger in, throw up and pass out again?'

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