Approximately
fifteen years since Heroin Chic had everybody all emaciated and hungry, somebody has finally thought up the perfect way to achieve that nineties look - Le Whif - although we're no entirely sure what took them so long. The powder it dispenses
tastes exactly like the coco you would furiously spoon while your mum was upstairs.
Le Whif's 1-calorie lipstick-style inhalers contain 8-10 puffs worth of chocolate flavoured particles, which, luckily, are small enough to become airborne, though too large to enter the lungs – so
it's all taste and no substance, then? At £1.99 per inhaler, it would cost £3890 per day to live off these, so Itchy isn't wholly convinced that the term
”breathable food“ really applies. Perhaps flavoured air would describe this insanity more accurately.
However, if the people at Harvard could
combine this with the NICORETTE Inhalator, they'd be onto a winner. In fact, couple that with the release of Sex And The City 2 and, well, instead of Horse on the back row, the fashion conscience hordes would be
chasing Le Whif-dragon.
www.LeWhif.com
