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V's up to Valentine's

Valentines Day Itchy isn't unreasonable. We understand why some language is deemed unsuitable for polite society, even if we choose not to live there. So, whatever 'f word' doughnut decided that somehow the 'V word' should be deemed as socially acceptable is just taking the 'Gypsy's Kiss'.

Valentines. Loved by screaming princesses and feared by fellow singletons, impoverished partners and commitment-phobes everywhere. Who needs to be reminded that nobody loves them or that your finances are less than adequate for your partners' lavish expectations? You never saw this going long-term anyway, right?

Whatever your relationship, Valentines Day can be an expensive pain in the fajita. Fact. Let's face it, the only thing red and pulsing, around this time of year, is your bank balance in rehab recovering from Christmas.

So, to put the V's up to an expensive Valentine's Day, Itchy will be giving away a free gift everyday for you and your friends (or partner) to enjoy. This way, whether we like it or not, the dreaded 'V day' will come and go and all you have to focus on is the true gift of love. Ick! Ok, well they don't need to know that you got their present for free now do they?

So, for your hassle free Valentine's gift just click on Itchy's ”V's up to Valentine's“ competition link found below every day.

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