Win booze and an MP3 player
Now, we know that there comes a time to put down the pint... to pick a classier sort of beverage. However, that pinkie-raised grip you have on that glass of white zinfandel does not a posh person make. Trust in Uncle Itchy: repeating your 'how-now-brown-cow's over and over is not distracting anyone from the giant hole in your favourite pair of jeans.
While we're sure that it's going to take more than a new set of trousers to bring one of our own across the social divide, we've got a little trick that will – at the very least – make you a bit more popular.
We've teamed up with Kendermann's to offer one of our loyal followers a summer fine wine cellar. You read right; that's six bottles of Kendermann's Pinot Grigio, Riesling, and Dornfelder. As if that's not enough to provide weeks – alright, maybe hours – of entertainment for you and a few of your lushy mates, we're also throwing a Sony NWZ-A818 MP3 player into the mix.
Sounds like quite an affair to us: all you have to do is keep the wine chilled, the tunes blasting, and them fancy airs your mum taught you on display for all to see. Simple enough, eh?
Since it's not every day that we offer our readers the luxuries of a lifestyle far surpassing our own, we're not about to be giving it all to the first soak who pulls their face out of last night's pizza box long enough to shoot us an incoherent e-mail. We have standards. Sometimes. To get your grubby paws closer to being able to tell your mates you've just come into a wine cellar, give us a detailed account of the most terrible thing wine has led you to do. Take a leisurely jog in ladies' knickers? Bust out some of your signature in-front-of-the-mirror-only dance moves? Itchy's dying to know.
To enter, send your horror stories to competitions@itchymedia.co.uk. Give us all the juice, and we'll give you something preferable to sip on; as long as you promise not to embarrass us.
http://www.reh-kendermann.de/
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